Before I post the update from last night, I thought I’d give you all some quick info on Peter Barlow.

According to Wikipedia:

Peter Barlow (October 15, 1776—March 1, 1862) was an English writer on pure and applied mathematics. Only the month and year of Barlow’s birth in Norwich have been recorded for posterity. In 1806 at the age of thirty, he was appointed mathematical master in the Royal Military Academy in Woolwich, south-east London, a post which he held for 41 years.

Oh, maybe wrong one.

Okay….here goes….a very, quick summary.

Ken’s first wife was Valerie, who gave birth to twins Peter and Susan on April 15, 1965. Susan, btw, grows up to marry Mike Baldwin and have Adam – that’s why Ken is Adam’s grandfather and Mike was his father.

Ken gets a teaching job in Jamaica and just before their going away party at the Rovers, Valerie electrocutes herself with a hairdryer.

Susan and Peter are shipped off to Glasgow to stay with Valerie’s parents. (You can see the Scotland connection now.)

Peter has been in and out of the show and been played by 6 different actors, including Bill Roach’s real life son Linus.

Peter did a stint in the Navy and on the show has been a bit of a bad ass, but not a complete baddie. Something like early Steve McDonald.

He has a long history on the show, which you can read on Corrienet, but I’ll give you the info that is relevant to the jokes that are being made at his expense on last night’s show.

Peter became involved with Shelly and they shared a flat together. (BTW – Peter was a old navy friend of Ciaran McCarthy and that’s he became involved with the show – and there’s also a whole weird Peter/Shelly/Ciaran triangle that went on.)

One day, whilst buying flowers for Shelly, he meets florist Lucy Carmichael (of the florist shop where Tracey occasionally works) and they have an affair. Meanwhile, he’s engaged to Shelly and he tries to break up with Lucy.

He then finds out that Lucy is pregnant with his child (Simon Carmichael) and he decides to marry her. This marriage last only a few days and none of this doesn’t bother breaking off his engagement with Shelly though.

So AFTER the big church wedding with Shelly it all comes to light that Peter is not yet divorced from Lucy. There was this whole scenario where Lucy convinced him that they could go off to Spain together and he jumped at that and broke everything off with Shelly. Then when he did that, Lucy says, ‘Psych! I’m really going off to Australia by myself and you will never see your son again.’

So Peter leaves town with his tail between his legs.