Okay, kids. I’ve got a scary movie for you tonight. It’s called “The Major Mystery of the Missing Morris Minor.” Oooh, scary stuff, kids.

Becky awakens alone in the woody somewhere out on the windy moors. She gets out and screams for the onomastically named Slug.

Meanwhile at the café Roy is beside himself as Hayley tries to calm him down. He’s worried that some kids may have stolen the car in an effort to take a joy ride, then destroy, as is often the case.

Back on the moors, Slug reappears with two teas. Becky is stricken with remorse. Last night, she was drunk and having a laugh. In the morning, she’s a car thief and not at work. She knows Roy and Hayley will suspect her.

Slug says he didn’t hear her moaning last night. Well, maybe a little, he admits. How can anyone resist this rakish charm?

The two continue to argue until Slug takes off in the car, taking Becky’s nice new coat with him. Becky is now freezing, alone, and a long way from Coronation Street.

When she finally gets back to Roy’s Rolls, Roy and Hayley ask her if she saw anyone suspicious. She tries to play offended, saying that she isn’t to blame for everything that goes bent around here. Roy and Hayley back off a little.

The police call and tell Roy that the car has been found with only the wiring tampered with and no other apparent damage.

When he returns, he is visible angry. He pulls Becky’s nice new white coat out of his bag and asks if she can explain it. She tries to blame it on Slug but they won’t hear it. She is sacked on the spot.

Later at the Rover’s, Hayley is seething at the betrayal. Becky comes and tries to make amends but Hayley angrily tells her that she’s run out of chances, that she’s played them for mugs, and that they never want to see her again. Roy tells her that she’s just lost a very good friend.

Wasn’t that a scary movie, kids? I had goosebumps, just thinking about it. Roy probably didn’t even have car insurance. That’s scary. Ok, maybe it wasn’t so scary. But I promise this next film will definitely scare you. It called, “The Tale of the Murderous Mummy.”

At the Council of the Elder Barlows, the usual topic of the Trouble with Tracy is being addressed. They have rounded on Tracy for her behaviour last night.

“Scandalous!” declares Blanche.

Ken thinks she should lay low before the trial. Deirdre tells her that her behaviour has an affect on the people around her.

As if by cue, Amy walks in.

“Bethany,” Tracy says. “What are you doing here? Go home to your mum, Sarah now.”

Ok she didn’t say that.

Tracy grabs Amy and says she’s taking her out and tells her parents not to wait for her.

She runs into Kelly and Joanne. Kelly makes a few remarks about the stamina it takes to go out drinking the night before then take her kids out the next day. Tracy takes offense to this and Kelly gets all up in her grill (she even shakes head her slightly from side to side so you know she means business). The confrontation fizzles out as Joanne remarks that Tracy could start a row in an empty house.

When she returns, she is upset to see that the Council of the Elder Barlows have started lunch without her. Ken notes that if they tried to keep her schedule, they’d never eat. Way to show backbone Ken. You’ll remember how you stood up to your murderous daughter when you’re 93 years old and still paying back that mortgage.

Tracy claims she met a nice man last night who knows nothing of her past and she plans to call him after she takes a nap.

Oh, that Tracy Barlow! She’s frightening the way she sneers at you! How she goes out drinking every night when she’s on trial for murder! Our next scary movie is called “Other Scary Stuff That Happened On The Street!” Awooooo!!!Joanne dumped Adam by text. She still thinks Liam is her boyfriend. Liam is offering “overtime,” which is his code for Chica-bam.Sonny came back from Dublin with gifts for Michelle and made dinner for the Connors. Michelle’s prick brothers decided he passes the test in their books. Sonny? Still nice.

Jason, despite working like a dog on the new fast food shop in Diggory’s old place, found time to buy Sarah a nice bracelet for her birthday and make sure they can go out to dinner at the local restaurant.

Steve and Jamie traded notes on who’s the biggest loser. Jamie has to pay rent on his house and has no job. And dated his mother. Steve repels Michelle and lives with his mother. I’d say it’s a draw but it does highlight why Joanne is hanging out with Liam. He’s the best of a very bad lot round there.