I know there’s a spoiler-free policy here at Corrie Canuck but I heard a few things about upcoming storylines that I just had to share. If you don’t want to be spoiled, read no further.
Things to watch out for on the Cobbles:
- Facing pressure from the outsourcing of manufacturing jobs to overseas locations, Carla decides the only way for Underworld to survive is to change the product from knickers to fetish wear. And you won’t believe who takes home a dominatrix outfit of her own. Hint: it rhymes with Schmally Schmebster.
- Jack Duckworth is being written out of the show as the actor Bill Tarmey has been tapped to replace David Tennant as the next Doctor Who. The character will be killed off when he is pinned underneath a collapsing pigeon cage.
- David Platt is sent to live with his uncle Stephen in Canada in an effort to get him to straighten up and fly right. Watch for some episodes filmed on location in Montreal as David gets a job delivering barbeque chicken in Cote-St-Luc and for David to come home with a sexy French-Canadian girlfriend named Avril Poisson.
It’s gonna be a good spring, I think.