Evil Lite Edition

Paul…who I’m now calling Scotty Evil as he is a very pale imitation of his more dastardly father Terry has lost his recipe book. He thinks he’s left it in the café and asks Becky and Roy to look around but they can’t find it in the lost and found box.

Meanwhile, the special of the day at Roy’s Rolls is a Canard Confit and Parmesan Risotto with wild mushrooms cooked with a 1995 French Chardonnay reduction, all presented on a bed of wild greens and lingaberry sauce.

You think you left your recipe book in another restaurant? Pathetic.

More Stupid Than Evil
Rosie invites jJohn over to the house as she has it to herself all day long. He didn’t say yes, but Rosie says, ‘You will.’ Later in the pub he tells Fizz that he can’t go out that night because he has to mark essays. When she asks if he can’t do that on Saturday he says no because there’s an emergency meeting of the Weatherfield High Glee Club and Terrorist Association. He can’t even look her in the face as he says this.

John is a complete and utter idiot. I’m leaving the creep factor aside, this guy is just out right STUPID. Going to a student’s house to have a tumble in her bed? And you’re doing this why? Because she fluttered her eyes at you….what are you 14? I’m already chilling the champagne for the ‘John Meet Kev’s Fist’ episode.

Anyway, Fizz starts thinking about his sudden changes in plans and immediately runs over to Kev’s – ‘I’m TOTALLY convinced they’re up to something!’. Kev starts to believe her and they hatch a plan to catch the two of them together.

David Works On His Phd. In Evil
Sarah is still jealous of Becky and makes a snide remark to Becky in the café about how she needs her highlights touched up. Jason later sends Becky an apologizing for Sarah’s behaviour. Sarah finds out, but Jason smoothes everything over with her.

However, he foolishly leaves his cell phone lying around while him and Sarah are out and David catches Becky’s response text to Jason. ‘NP we’re still mates.’ David takes the opportunity to respond as Jason, ‘Yeah we are. X’. Becky responds, ‘Cheers, XX’. David responds, ‘Good stuff XXX.’ Becky, ‘It is! XXXX.’ David, ‘Well, isn’t it just? XXXXX.’ Becky, ’Hey, is year 2000 marked in roman numerals as XX? XXXXXX.’ David, ‘No, it’s MM. I think The year 20 would be XX. XXXXXXX.’ Becky, ‘Xcellent. XXXXXXXX, Bex.’

My Nomination for the ‘Shelly in the Attic’ Over Extended Storyline Award
Marcus and Sean come across Jamie and Violet looking for a flat. Catty words are exchanged between Sean and Violet and Marcus and Jamie tell them they have to sit down and work this out.

Later at the Rovers Sean says he wants access to his baby, Violet says, ‘MINE baby.’, Sean retorts, ‘OUR baby.’, to which Violet responds by marching out and Sean follows suit. Marcus and Jamie give each other the ‘Oh dear oh dear what are we going to do?’ looks. The End.

In Other News
I’ve found my new role if Fat Brenda is already cast. Mrs. Shapiro the Swinger from Swinton…65 years old and still make a move on the boys! Apparantly, Bill sent Roger over to her place to ‘fix her plumbing’ and all Mrs. Shapiro could do was throw double entrendres around like yesterday’s pancakes. That reminds me, where the HELL is Blanche?

Jack and Vera are a bit blue being back from Blackpool and Vera goes so far as to suggest they move there. (A request for the comments – I think most of us know how the Jack and Vera storyline plays out, but if we could refrain from spoilers for those who don’t know.).

Doreen invites Norris out for lunch where she tells him how Rita tried to persuade her that Norris is a dud. She tells Norris that Rita’s doing that to keep him for herself and so she will not stand in the way of the Norris/Rita love connection. Norris is livid and tells Rita to mind her own business. Rita maintains that she’s just trying to protect him from the MAAAAAAN EATER.

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11 Responses to Evil Lite Edition

  1. whitehorsefan says:

    There really isn’t a lot of evilness going around, is there?

    I am particularly disappointed in the Platts’ storyline. David has gone from being a creepy baby sociopath to conducting an experiment on the mating habits of the not very bright homo sapien couple.

    The election will probably be more interesting than Coronation Street.

  2. missusmac says:

    When David said “this is too easy”, he was telling the truth. If Jason didn’t really love Sarah, wouldn’t he running as fast as his limp would let him that Platt-asylum?

  3. Michigander Fan says:

    Maybe Paul’s recipe book is in the couch at the Platts.

    Maybe Blanche is in the couch too.


  4. Michigander Fan says:

    John Stape, meet Kwame Kilpatrick.

    Ask him how the bit on the side worked out for him.


  5. geenee says:

    I’m curious. Who is Kwame Kilpatrick?

    Jason had no need to text Becky and apologize for Sarah. I can see how that would tick her off. And Becky could do with a bit of a trim and touch-up.

  6. papasmurf1964 says:

    Kwame Kilpatrick is the now former mayor of Detroit who got caught having an affair with a staff member.

  7. Michigander Fan says:

    The soon to be former mayor of Detroit, who just pled down from 9 felonies, including perjury and obstruction of justice, stemming from testimony given at a civil lawsuit where he lied about an extramarital affair with his then-chief of staff, among other things.

    There’s WAY more to it than that, but in terms of John Snake, all he needs to know is TRUTH WILL OUT.


  8. Glacia says:

    Whether Becky needs a cut and colour or not, Sarah was showing herself to be immature, insensitive and a bit insecure with that comment.

    There’s never any justification for that kind of behaviour.

  9. missusmac says:

    Ahh, but remember that sarah was instructed to ‘show Becky her place’ by Gayle, who knows a thing or two about being immature, insensitive and a bit insecure.

  10. Mandy says:

    I don’t blame Sarah. Maybe if Becky only ever was interested in Jason as a friend, but are you guys forgetting how thick she laid it on to him with all the flirting even when she found out he was with Sarah? I wouldn’t put up with that. I mean, having a friend that’s a girl is one thing. Having a friend that’s a girl who used to throw herself at you while waiting tables is quite another.

  11. geenee says:

    Thanks for the info. re. the mayor. I’d heard that but forgot his name. It will be fun when the truth about John S. comes out.

    No one could accuse Sarah, Jason or Becky of being mature. I just don’t think it’s up to a husband to apologize for his wife’s behaviour just as I don’t think apologies for historical wrongs make any sense. We weren’t there when they happened – and where does it end? How far back do we go… but I digress. If anyone should apologize, it’s Sarah, even though she was provoked by Becky’s constant flirting – and asking Jason out for a drink.

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