The opera house in Milan, the one place you can be sure Sarah will never visit
Kirk and Ches go by the cafe to visit Becky, who has a crush on Kirk, in his mind at least. She offers the lads something sinful and sticky. (in a pastry related theme of course) When the boys finally leave Ches lets slip to Becky that Kirk might fancy her. She tells Kirk that he can come by and check out her buns anytime. (how many times has the the smurfman heard that before?)
David and Sarah snipe at each other at home.
Fiz and Maria go through the apartment looking for anything John may have left behind. Fiz has a bit of a teary meltdown before Maria persuades her to go to The Rovers for an evening of slagging off men.
Steve tries to serve Michelle some leftover turkey. Surprisingly, this fails to cheer up the glum gal so Steve takes her to the Italian instead. Alas, this also fails to lift her mood.
Kevin is in his best suit for his court appearance. Sal tries to convince him that the prisons are too full for him to be sent up for his first offence. Rosie come home at this juncture, and as is her wont, says something inappropriate, and Kevin ends up calling her a lying little scrubber.
Vern and Jim snipe at each other in the pub.
Jason and Bill go for a going away brew in the cafe. Sarah drags him home to do more packing. Gail and Sarah discuss their upcoming departure. Gail wonders about the move and Sarah tells her mother that ‘Jason thinks what I think’ and for her mother not to worry.
Kevin ends up pleading guilty to the charges, and has to return in a few weeks for sentencing. The denizens of the pub do their best to put a positive spin on the situation. Ty notes that if everyone who had a bit of a punch up in Manchester was sent away, they would have to open up Old Trafford as a nick.*
A going away do for Jason and Sarah is held at The Rovers. Sarah looks radiant. Jason looks grim. Sean tells him to cheer up, soon it will all be opera and salami. Dev and Ty wage a bet about how long the couple will last in Milan. Gail pulls Jason aside and tells him, in spite of what happened in the past, he is a good lad.
David stops Jason on the street, and talks to him about how Sarah has stitched the two of them up with the move to Italy. Jason denies it, but you have to wonder…
*Old Trafford is the stadium where Manchester United play.