Sorry pumpkins, it’s been a hell of a week…so here is your short and very late Tuesday update.
Gail is in the hospital still unable to remember shit about the ‘accident’. Audrey comes to visit her and Gail is a perfect bitch to her, because apparently only David is capable of caring about her.
Speaking of David, he’s back home guilt cleaning, but Tina makes him stop and face reality. She says they need to go visit Gail in the hospital or else it’s going to look awfully suspicious.
In Foster Care
Fizz goes to visit Chesney at the foster home where he’s eating very well on sandwiches made with lettuce and tomatoes. He’s also been induced to eat oatmeal as the foster lady puts on “something called maple syrup’ (one of those secret love letters from the writers to Canada so that all us canucks can scream, ‘Something called maple syrup…why don’t say you’ve never heard of maple syrup, beaver pelts, timbits, Mr.Dressup or smugness…that’s what makes this country great!’).
Anyway, the word is that Ches can go home and that Cilla has handover legal guardianship of Chesney to Fizz. Fizz tells Ches the good news, and he’s happy until he finds out that he’ll be living at her flat. He says he can’t leave Schmichael or Kir-keh (the man who kiiiiiiiiind of got him into this mess, but okay, whatever). Fizz tries to explain why she can’t live with Kirk-eh, and that he and Schmichael will only be across the street…but this is not comforting words to young Chesney. Fizz tells the social worker that they’ll need some time to work out living arrangements.
Leanne is still sulking and Dan is still pursuing her. They end up having a meal at the restaurant where she’s gripping on and on about the burden that is the restaurant (formely known as her life’s dream and the one thing that will turn her life around and will bring her ultimate fulfillment).
Dan makes a joke that she should just torch the place. Leanne kiiiiind of takes it seriously and makes a point by setting their dinner table on fire.
Dan, for the love of god..RUN!
In Other News
Becky moves in with Roy and it seems that her worldly possessions are two gym bags, a garbage bag, a leather purse and hoop earrings.
Liam still hates Tony’s wealth.
Bill decides to approach Tony about getting work on the condos. Norris accuses him of being a capatilist.