Because I’m having trouble remembering what happened. Fortunately, there are others who help jog me memory, like.
Fizz is moving in with Chesney and Kirk, but admonishes Kirk not to get any ideas. They are not getting back together. It’s only because this is a far better arrangement than the World’s Greatest Foster Home. Because Kirk has special needs, he interprets this as “they are getting back together.”
Anyway, they clean up the house and Kirk manages to have the sense to throw out a month old pizza he found under his bed without a) eating it or b) speaking to it. Also, Fizz gets Cilla’s old room and Kirk is to bunk with Chesney.
The social worker arrives and Kirk and Fizz chat for a while and everything seems to go well. Afterward Blanche drops off some magazines for Ches because she says that “good paperboys are hard to find” and, as an elderly person, she sympathises with someone who could be thrown into care at a moment’s notice. Later Ches is dropped off by the social worker, who asks Fizz to look after “this pair.” Kirk thinks they’re all one happy family again but Fizz looks like she wonders if this was a mistake.
Gail Returns Soon
In the hospital, David is still sucking up to Gail and hoping she doesn’t remember what happened. Tina also lied to Gail when she said David found out about the abortion after her accident. Meanwhile, the doctors say Gail may be released soon and may recover her memory. Or not. Gail declares her treatment to be a real credit to the NHS. It was really the best hospital room I’ve ever seen. If it happened in Canada, she’d still be on a gurney in the hallway by now.
Leanne Burns Soon
Leanne is now plotting to get Paul to burn down the restaurant for her. So that would make 3 people who are aware of her attempt to commit insurance fraud. Anyway, she sleeps with Dan and Harry pops by and is once again far too involved in his son’s sex life. Suspicious of Leanne, he asks Blanche what she knows about her. She tells him to think of the movie “Pretty Woman” but without the horse teeth.
In Other News
Becky gets Roy to come to the pub to get bladdered to celebrate her moving in. He orders an orange juice, despite her argument that beer isn’t really alcohol. She then announces to the bar that they are co-habitating, just to watch him get embarassed.
Dev is still embarassing Amber at the restaurant.
Bill asks Tony’s glass eye if he and Jason could get work on the condos. Tony’s glass eye plans to buy a big house in Chesire for he and Carla to live in.
“What do you think I am?” Carla asks. “A footballer’s wife?”
Yes. Yes, you are.