Monthly Archives: February 2009

Update For Thursday: Bits in a Mangle

  “How Come Guilt Only Ever Wins Out The Morning After, Not The Night Before?” Liam – looking mighty fine to compensate for being as dense as day-old oatmeal – emerges from Carla’s lair looking shell-shocked. She comes out moments … Continue reading

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Obscure Historical Reference Of The Day

Michael Byrne, the actor who plays Ted Paige, also played the role of a Nazi villain (is that a bit of redundancy?) in the classic 1978 film Force 10 From Navarone, featuring Harrison Ford, Robert Harris and Barbara Bach, among … Continue reading

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Update – February 25, 2009 – Dear Emily Post

Dear Emily Post How inappropriate would it be, one day after the funeral of my stillborn child, and in light of ongoing marital difficulties, to sleep with my late brother’s widow? Signed, Neither Use Nor Ornament Dear Neither Use Incredibly. … Continue reading

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Tuesday’s Update

Gayle’s Da There’s a new stylist on the street named Natasha, and while it seems like she can give Maria a run for her money in the insecurity and dopey department, she’s a talented stylist as we can see by … Continue reading

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Some ‘Blue’ Eye Candy

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Equal Opportunity Eye Candy

Yeah, Claire Gone Wild was clearly aimed at one sexual preference only…sorry…hope this evens up the score…

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Monday March 23rd – I know the Update is Late

UK Time Friday May 9th – Episode II The show opens at the funeral of little Paul Connor. Liam and Maria are sitting in the front pew. Everyone is somber at the funeral, but Kirk’s girlfriend is wailing like a … Continue reading

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Va Va Voom!

  Folks were asking…so here she is….;-)

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Update For Episode #6813 February 20, 2009

The Funeral Liam is on the phone with Maria trying to understand why she is not coming to the funeral of their child. While he is on the phone Carla comes by with a suit for Liam, and a bit … Continue reading

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The ‘Don’t Mind Me, I’ll Just Sit In the Dark’ Update – Thursday

In Which Claire Channels the Spirit of Ida Morgenstern   Claire and Ashley walk out their door and Claire immediately starts in about how great it would be to live in the Webster’s house.  Ashley tells her that they went … Continue reading

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