Monthly Archives: May 2009

Update For Episode #6881 May 29, 2009

The venue where David ‘strikes’ out Red Red Wine Ken is anxiously awaiting the return of Deirdre, and when he hears the door open (while he is at last shaving) he is disappointed to see that it is Blanche. When … Continue reading

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Gopher Adventure!

Nothing to do with the Street – other than the striking resemblance between this wee gopher and our Gail – especially when he smiles! A good hoot!! Cheers. I’m afraid you’ll have to paste the above line into your browser … Continue reading

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Update for Wednesday May 27th: The Rudeness, The Boozing, The Beard!

   It’s the dirty story of a dirty man and his clinging wife doesn’t understand. His son is working for the Daily Mail, it’s a steady job but he wants to be a paperback writer…   Morning finds Ken passed … Continue reading

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Update for Tuesday, May 26, 2009. Never Write Down Your Password

Excerpt from Northern Burn, the lost novel of Ken Barlow: Leiticia, our hero’s pert bottomed goddess, lay across her bed, exhausted from yet another session of vigourous and youthful lovemaking. Her lover put on a recording of Hector Berlioz’ Les … Continue reading

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Monday May 25th – The You’ve Been Rumbled Update

UK Time – Friday August 8th 2008 – Episode I The show opens with Teresa in the Morton kitchen looking to make Jerry a cup of tea but Jerry isn’t awake as yet. Jerry eventually comes down stairs and Teresa … Continue reading

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Update For Episode #6876 May 22, 2009

Envy Tina shares the story of the shared bath/rose petal with Darryl, although he fails to understand how twenty candles and a plastic bathtub may have been a problem. Round about then the new and improved, spontaneous David shops up … Continue reading

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Update for Thursday, May 21: Let’s Try Sommat Different

  Sorry all, for leading you down the garden path and stating our road trip crash took place in France;  as corrected, the gang did indeed make it back to Merry Old England before going off the road. That’s what … Continue reading

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Update for Wednesday May 20th: Baby You Can Drive My Car…

  This Has Turned Out Horrib-leh!! It is raining cats and dogs as the road-trippers drive back from Calais, but the real black cloud is Au-dreh, who has been in a sour mood all weekend. I’m not the greatest Janice … Continue reading

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Update for Tuesday, May 19, 2009.

I think if Dev is going to have an affair with a Bollywood star, we could at least get some dance numbers like this. Bollywood Love Affair Outside his shop, Dev is being teased by Harry about his meeting his … Continue reading

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Monday May 18th – The He’s Still Got It Update

UK Time Friday August 1st 2008 – Episode I So, I guess the writers are really trying to get me to care about the whole Clarissa/Harry story line but it isn’t really working. I came to like Harry but this … Continue reading

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