No, No, No, No….this doesn’t make sense Update


Kevin gets Tyrone to come to the house to stand watch whilst he goes to the swimming pool to collect Rosie.   Everything is in a panic until he gets home only to discover that John picked up Sophie and Chesney and brought them home.   Kevin says thanks.


Thanks guy who slept with my ‘barely legal’ daughter. 

Thanks guy who my daughter not A FEW WEEKS ago accused of kidnapping.

Thanks guy who just HAPPENS to be available to pick up my other daughter.

No, why should I suspect you?

You know, Kevin was so ready to suspect Tony for every fart that happens in his life – but he can’t see that John’s behaviour is awfully strange.  This doesn’t make a lot of sense to me.

Although I guess he’s right now to be suspicious because NORRIS has ordered a bunch of blank postcards.  So I guess we know that he has Rosie.

Liam and Carla…still texting each other.  yawn.   Oh, Carla does have a breakdown in the Ladies and Leanne of all people comforts her, which leads to Carla’s confession to Leanne about her love for Liam.   Leanne, who decision making skills have led her to arson, to prostitution, to stealing lottery winnings, etc, etc, tells Carla to just ‘go for it!’.     Carla, step away from the Battersby.

Hooch is once again snooping around the street trying to get to the BOTTOM of this case.   Is it just me or does he seem to be spending an inordinately large amount of time try to bust someone for pickpocketing and hooliganism? 

All the lads decide to get different national flags painted on their face and Dev choose the flag of India for Becky to put on his mug.   He ends up with the flag of Japan.  Why? 

Well, here’s the flag of India…


I’m suspecting Becky has the same problems with that wheel thingy  that I do with the maple leaf – which is why sometimes the cake we eat on July 1 is a ‘Japan Day’ cake.

This entry was posted in Coronation Street Updates and tagged . Bookmark the permalink.

13 Responses to No, No, No, No….this doesn’t make sense Update

  1. beanie says:

    I am loving this stag doo. What fun!

  2. papasmurf1964 says:

    Dev ended up with the flag of Japan becasue they ran out of orange face paint – somebody said something to that effect

    • glacia says:

      I stand corrected.

      • John says:

        Must have been Liam who used all the orange as he went with Ireland for his face paint.

        For those keeping score:

        Liam, Ryan – Ireland
        Tony – N/A
        Steve – N/A
        Jason – England
        Lloyd – Jamaica
        Tom – Braveheart
        Dev – Japan, should have been India
        Kirk – Cat, should have been giraffe

      • papasmurf1964 says:

        Someone wondered if Tom had the Smurf flag on his face

  3. eps says:

    I literally laughed out loud re: the 1. July eating of “Japan Cake”.

    Liam is absolutely despicable IMHO. I liked the interaction between
    Carla and Leanne. There were some amusing bits and it is unusual for Carla to appear more than just humanoid.

  4. haili says:

    Did anyone else think it odd that Liam would stand in the middle of a paint ball fight, texting the opponent’s girlfriend? With that dumb look on his face.

    John gave Sophie a ride but weren’t Chesney and another kid there too? It would have been hard to kidnap all of them. Maybe Sophie sent the card, thinking she might get some attention for a change – and she did!

    It’s not paranoia if a person is really out to get you – and Tony’s out to get what Kevin has.

    I loved this episode and must watch it again to see and hear what I missed. Even Carla seemed human for a change and so desperate for a friend, she even turned to Leanne.

    I’m also enjoying these updates.

  5. TracyEmm says:

    Not sure if anyone has noticed this before — but why are Scottish actors always cast as the ‘bad ones’? The more I think about it, the more I notice it, in so many UK shows (not just Corrie specifically). Don’t want to over-dramatize, but it seriously comes to my attention more and more… hmmm…

  6. haili says:

    Not always – sometimes the villains are Irish! Or – the story takes place during WWII and they are German. On MI5 they might be middle eastern.

  7. eila says:

    Oh, I just love this place!!

    “Carla, step away from the Battersby.” Ah ha ha ha ha!!

    Thanks, I needed that!

  8. beanie says:

    Darling John, Thank you for giving us a summary list. A few of us (old farts) sometimes have trouble keep track. Ireland is such a complicated island with a bunch of flags.

  9. corriecrazy says:

    I love how the stag/hen parties are being played out in real time. It makes for a change. I assume a majority of next week’s episode will consist of the pre-wedding antics. Keep the updates rolling!

  10. haili says:

    I somehow doubt there’ll be a wedding anytime soon after the past 2 nights. Most likely it will be a funeral.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s