‘Tis the week before Christmas, the stores are all hopping
A quick little update, as I should be shopping.
Sophie’s giving up money, for Lent so she says
So her folks have binned booze for the next 40 days.
On to Steve as King Henry, with new wife-to-be
and his past almost-wives (here’s a clue – more than three).
Becky overhears Liz, being gobby at lunch
Saying Becky just sucks – she’s the worst of the bunch.
The past wives surprise Becky; she’s taken aback
But a quick chat with Steve and it’s all back on track.
Becks is helping with Amy, or trying at least
But Liz doesn’t care and she’s being a beast.
When the little wee mute has a tough day at school
Becky sits with the tot, and is playing it cool
But Liz calls reinforcements, and in swans Michelle
To comfort wee Amy and give Becky hell.
On her way out, the chatter becomes somewhat tense
And Michelle’s all to happy to give her two cents:
It’s revealed to poor Becky, in love with her bling
That she’s walking around wearing biatch Michelle’s ring.
And like nails on a blackboard, the Platts and Windasses
Have a fight in the pub like a bunch of bad-asses.
Len is leaning on Joe to get Tina’s head straight
But it seems like the pressure is coming too late.
Tina ditches her drink, goes and packs up her stuff
Leaves a note for the family – enough is enough.
After ducking Eileen and not saying hello
Julie’s mom Paula Carp now appears on the show.
Eileen takes her to Rovers, they have a quick drink
That’s about it for now – will be more I should think.