Here’s what I think happened:
Molly made Kevin late for his flight by hiding the clock and his watch during their little nooner. Then, on the way back, the van broke down. They eventually got back but Sally was very cross with him. Then Molly and Tyrone had a fight of some kind, not sure why.
Jack had his last regular pint in the Rovers as he left with Vera’s ashes to live with Connie in her giant house. This marks the character’s semi-retirement. I understand he will be back from time to time.
The Post-Funeral Piss Up
Blanche feels speeches at funerals are the exclusive domain the clergy but Emily disagrees. Blanche wonders about her own funeral which, sadly, we all know is coming sooner rather later.
“Not one to complain and always ready with a smile,” is what Norris thinks they’ll say about him.
Then Rita got drunk and they all piled into Emily’s for more tea and booze.
The New Telly
Eileen is glum about her telly having been stolen so Lloyd comes up with a cunning plan. He gets Steve and Claire to make a show of donating their crappiest non-working entertainment equipment to Eileen. She’s less than thrilled until they come back with a brand new flatscreen with a nice bow around it.
Hey everyone, my TV was stolen. Well, it wasn’t stolen per se, but it’s old. Care to chip in for a new one for me?
And as I’m currently melting, I think I’ll just end it here.