The Webster’s are waking up, making toast, etc. Sophie offers to bring her mom some tea and toast. Kevin tells the girls that Sally doesn’t want a fuss made, and wants everyone behaving normally. Rosie still wants to know if she can have her boob job. kevin says she doesn’t need one; Rosie says the surgically-enhanced gals in Kevin’s garage calendar say otherwise.
Joe comes outside and sees the overflowing bins, just as Kevin also walks out. Joe points out the lager cans stuffed into his aren’t his brand. Clearly upset about the wheelie-bin abuse, Kevin wants to wring Eddie’s neck.
It’s Ryan’s 18th birthday. At Michelle’s, Michele has built a “toast-cake” with three candles on it for her son. (don’t strain yourself mom). Michelle and Sian sing “Happy Birthday Dear Ry-unn“, as Ryan blows out the candles.
Gail is practicing her new married signature. She gives Joe an autograph. Joe opens his mail – it’s a life insurance policy he has requested, for almost a half-million pounds. Apparently the premiums are too expensive in Gail’s opinion, so she chucks it in the bin.
Sean is eating toast while Jesse looking for his missing guns. Sean tells Jesse he wants to be the new Hiyalowa. He begs for the job and Jesse reluctantly relents. Sean gives him back his guns, which he has been sitting on.
Haley comes into Carla’s office – the machinists have sent her in to address the fact that Kelly was refused time off whereas Sally wasn’t. Carla reminds Haley that it’s Carla’s factory and therefore…her business.
Super-mom Claire is helping Dev get ready for his kids’ party. Claire brings the party newbie up to speed on the fact that extra loot bags are always required for tag-along siblings.
Eddie is sitting in the caf munching toast when Kevin accuses him of putting rubbish other people’s wheely-bins. He says next time he’ll stuff Eddie into a wheely-bin and stick him in the crusher. Eddy denies it but confesses later to Anna that he was just being “eco-conscious” by evenly distributing the rubbish.
At lunch, Kelly asks Haley what Carla had said about time off; Haley says she was stonewalled. Carla happens by mid-chat and Kelly complains again about Sally. Carla says the reason for Sally’s time off is private. And if they don’t like it, they know where the door is.
After Gail and Joe has lunch, he shoos her off to work while he does the washing up. Once Gail leaves, he fishes the life insurance policy out of the garbage and also takes out Gail’s signature.
The pirate-themed kiddie party is about to start at Dev’s. He excitedly shows Asha and Adi their birthday cake. Sunita and Claire suggest that Dev move every breakable item out of harm’s way. Jesse and Sean show up to get ready for the General Custard Show.
Afterward…The party apparently is a roaring success, but Jesse is less-than-pleased with Sean for changing the entire script and upstaging him. Jesse wants to sack Sean but Sean is determined to stay. Sunita has broken a glass, and promises to replace it. Matt comes to pick up Sunita and notices a new closeness between Dev and Sunita.
“It’s not furr,” Kelly complains, still whining about Sally. The factory girls come upon the Websters as they are leaving for the hospital with suitcases. Mistaking the departure for a holiday, they pass some snarky comments about the Websters’ swanning off, about how grand Sally thinks she is, and how hard-done-by they are, stuck picking up her slack. Sophie tries to put them off and they stomp off to the pub. “With any luck,” Kelly says, “she won’t come back at all!”
Rosie follows Fizz, Janice and Kelly into the pub. She confronts Kelly, asking: “What makes you think you can talk about my mom like that? My mom is worth ten of you. If you want to pick on someone, pick on me!” she goes on to say that they have no idea how stupid they all are, and they don’t care if they hurt someone’s feelings. Rosie blurts out, as Kevin comes in, “She’s ill and she’s going into hospital.” Kevin quietly tells everyone that Sally has breast cancer and wanted it kept quiet. He asks if people can be sensitive about it.
As they leave, Tyrone and Molly follow them outside, where Tyrone offers whatever help he can.