The Steve McDonald Fertility Method

Couples! Are you trying to conceive a child but are so far unsuccessful? Your days of complicated babymaking methods are over!

It’s time to consider the Steve McDonald Fertility Method.

Only Steve McDonald’s potent formula of alcohol, rebounding, regret, one-night stands, and bad judgement contain the alchemy needed to create a child in a single night, sometimes in as little time as two minutes, and sometimes you get. twins.

To get your free information kit, just call the Rovers. If Stella answers, hang up. She’s always getting the good gossip.

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Former Maritimer living in the suburbs of Montreal.
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7 Responses to The Steve McDonald Fertility Method

  1. haili says:

    The residents of Coronation Street badly need some sex education. Experience teaches them nothing as they still don’t know where babies come from or that having sex might result in a baby. Maybe a birth control clinic or free sterilization would help; sort of like spaying and neutering the pets keeps that population down. If ever there was a case for forced sterilization it’s Tracy.

  2. Gayle says:

    Haili very well said! As someone who struggled with infertility problems for years I am always astounded how many people on soaps become pregnant and then they act so surprised!

    Do Ken and Diedre really need another child to babysit?

  3. Long Time Lurker says:

    And then there’s poor Becky – boy, is ever going to be devastated… again. I do feel so sorry for her. I really hope that at some point in her life she will be happy (and not sabotage it).

  4. Mary Prankster says:

    Does anyone else think Dierdre behaved like an interfering idiot?

  5. haili says:

    Oh yes, Dierdre was away out of line!

  6. haili says:

    And she was even worse tonight! And so was Marcus!

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