Hey folks. I didn’t go away as planned due to some illnesses and general family insane businesses so I haven’t had much time to sit down and do a proper update but in a nutshell, here’s what happened:
- Kylie’s pregnant. Never mind that the positive results of the test don’t synch up with the timing of her sex date with Nick, the important thing is that she told Nick five minutes before….
- Nick married Leanne, for reals this time and spent his wedding day switching between being happy that he’s married and begging Kylie to “get rid of it” but Kylie was distraught so….
- Kylie told Eva that she was pregnant and begged her not to tell anyone but it was too late because David found Kylie’s pregnancy test in the trash (next time use a bin on the street) so he went and told everyone at Audrey’s but…
- Eva, trying to nip his excitement in the bud, told him that yes, she knows, and she was going to have an abortion. This is important because David was almost aborted by Gail twenty years ago and it’s kind of a touchy issue for him.
- Karl learned that Sunita deleted Stella’s text and seduced so Karl spent the week being an arse to Sunita, telling her that he’s trapped and that he’d rather be hated by Stella than loved by Sunita. He’s really quite awful these days and Sunita’s been turned into a drip. It’s sad.
- Turns out Jenna is pretty closeted but Lloyd’s been gently asking some pointed questions to her.
- The Underworld/Rob war continues…