Hi, it’s Mare. John asked me if I’d be willing to post from time to time, now I have cable again. So, uh, hi! I don’t know if he’s planning on doing a big update for the week, but the biggest happening was of course The Wedding.
So… what about the big reveal at the end of the week, hmmm?
What about Kirsty’s dress? Is a royal purple mermaid style dress ever appropriate for a bride? Did it remind anyone else of Anya’s wedding dress on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, or did I just out myself as a huge nerd?
If you were Tyrone, do you think you might have maybe, I dunno, deleted the texts?
In other, Platt-related news, Kylie is wearing her Bad Idea Jeans and has decided that with Nick they will keep the baby’s [presumed] paternity a secret. Because that will totally work. And she’s not getting rid of the baby, so David is over the moon. Meanwhile, Gail is hot to trot for Lewis… and my brain needs some brillo.
And in a horrifying scene, Rob and Tracy had a meet cute in the back of Steve’s cab, when they both tried to claim right of passage. Steve, too concerned with the state of his facial growth, was unable to kick either of them out so they decided to “split the fare” and “go to city centre.” I’m pretty sure those were euphemisms, so we’ll see where that goes.
So, I’ll be watching this week to see the various, entirely noble and positively saintly members of the Coronation Street community as they gather to throw shade on Fiz and Ty… this isn’t going to be pretty.