Monthly Archives: August 2005

Whatever happened to Harry Flagg? Coronation Street’s self-described “professional cleansing operative” bid adieu to Eileen, took off in his camper van for Europe, and hasn’t been heard from since. Not even a postcard. Coronation Street fans were so outraged by … Continue reading →

Karen McDonald’s breasts have swollen to mind-blowing proportions. Only a bra with a complex system of pulleys, structural steel, and flying buttresses can house those projectiles. We need to get an engineering team on this project right away. If only … Continue reading →

Update Aug 30 – SERIOUS SPOILER Dev & SunitaOooooooooooooooooooookay….so Dev and Sunita have her parents over for a nice dinner. It’s nice. The house looks nice. The food looks nice. The conversation is nice. Nice, nice, nice. Maya staring from … Continue reading →

annoying It seems the Canadian Tire Guy (Ted Simonett) has caused a kerfuffle with our Jacqueline. (Rightly so, Jacqueline, rightly so.) Watch this Royal Canadian Air Farce video clip. Scroll down to “Canadian Tire Couple Visit.” (uses RealPlayer) And don’t … Continue reading →

Okay – the hour long episodes are great, but a lot of info. Forgive me if I forget anything. Barlows. Deidre – you have to be one of the worst mothers in history. I’m sorry – but I hold you … Continue reading →

Idea lifted from the Canadian Coronation Street bulletin board – here’s the first of Corrie Canucks Polls. When you watch Coronation Street, who’s the most annoying person to come on your screen? – Cilla – Shelly – Any one of … Continue reading →

Canadians have Dildo and Blow Me Down. Britain has Slag Lane and Sandy Balls. Read all about it in Rude Britain: The 100 Rudest Place Names in Britain. Meanwhile, in Austria, the British have a fixation with F***ing.

Charlie Stubbs’ hair has gone from shaggy to sleek. Now if only Carson Kressley would take him shopping and teach him how to tjuz.

While Corrie addicts the nation over rejoice in longer hours of programming this week, we may not notice the insidious side effects of our television viewing. Sitting square-eyed for hours in front of telly with our pints and crisps and … Continue reading →

If the European Commission gets its way, punters used to enjoying a pint may instead find themselves supping 568ml of beer.